Man, I could crush half a slice of buttered toast right now
Just once in my life I want to take a piss like Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own
TIL Buddha wouldn't play hopscotch
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_games_that_Buddha_would_not_play
For demons, performing an exorcism on another demon is more like "Gary, none of us like you, please just leave".
Who wipes the wipers?
There is a danger when your priority is being right rather than becoming right.
Babe, would you still love me if I ascended to become an ethereal being beyond the dimensions you call space and time?
She immanentize my eschaton 'til I come (again)
"That looks like a yassified version of Philomena Cunk"
'Look at the eyes, see the whole body' is great advice for martial arts as well as checking out women.
